Couldn't resist passing this on--KT made me do it! Bet they chew too.
Lance
The latest plan to defeat the Iraqi Insurgents is to send in a team of
Alabama Special Forces.
Billy Bob, Butch, Bubba, Boo Boo, Scooter, Slick, Tex and Cooter are being
sent in with their 1968 Ford four wheel drive pickup trucks. They will be
given only the following information about the enemy:
1. There is no limit.
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste like chicken.
4. They don't like women, beer, pickup trucks, country music, barbecue or
Jesus.
5. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
It should be over in about a week.
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