Had to go to Santa Maria yesterday. That's about 18 miles south of Big
Ditch. I thought I had missed by about 175 miles and was in Hollyweird.
Every fruit loop and strange person you could imagine was in Santa
Maria. Then I figured out it was for the Michal Jackson trial. If he is
half as weird as the people that support him, he must be guilty!!
Later I heard that there are over a thousand reporters from all over the
world in town to cover this trial. They said CNN alone is spending 32K a
month to rent office and parking space. No wonder you can't get any real
news from CNN. Doug Odom north of the freak show in big ditch
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