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Re: NEWS FLASH, MAXTON

To: Glen Barrett <speedtimer@charter.net>
Subject: Re: NEWS FLASH, MAXTON
From: Tom Shannon <saltfevr@xmission.com>
Date: Fri, 26 Mar 2004 20:25:29 -0700
Quoting Glen Barrett <speedtimer@charter.net>:

> Alabama pick up seen in wild police chase. It was easy to follow as the
> diet
> coke cans left  a trail. The Lynchburg Kops had all roads blocked (both
> of
> them) Seems as though KT was dragging a large bag of Bar-B-Q bricketts
> behind
> his truck trying to get them lit. He was also cited for to much weight in
> his
> truck as the 79 cases of coke was causing the truck to drop in the back
> and
> the headlights were blinding a kop.
> 
> Also seen was Tonya at the local Bail bond office, also located at the
> jail
> along with the hanging Judge of Lyncburg was seen looking over the Bama
> Berkley Pilot. KT is the only one that needs a visa to enter the state
> and and
> report in every hour during his stay.
> 
> Hopefully Beckett & Timney will be able to better control him during the
> weekend. Iheard Tonya is armed with a big ugly stick and claims she was
> a
> hitch hiker with a teddy bear and he picked her up along the road. Sounds
> like
> Ive heard this story before.
> 
> Long live the LYNCHBURG BAR-B-Q, hosted by KT Fake Rock Co.
> 
>Glen:

LMAO Just tried reading your KT tale to Cathy as she digested the nightly
newsrag. We both split a gut!! You sure you weren't a ghost writer for
Ernie Pyle,Will Rogers,Beetle Bailey?? Keep it comin...This beats the anti-
Frankie posts!
> 
> 


Tom Shannon
Magna, Utah






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