For those of you who DON"T live in California ... this may explain some
things.
Wes
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From: "S. Boss" <scott.boss@verizon.net>
Date: Sat, 21 Jun 2003 15:37:49 -0400
To: W S Potter <wester6935@attbi.com>
Subject: [Fwd: Fwd: You know you're in California when...]
Wes,
My mom sent me this. Hope you enjoy...
Scott
You know you're in California when...
1. Your co-worker has 8-body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $250,000 a year and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people
carrying on a conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a
nose ring, and is named Breeze.
5. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a shower for a baby with two mothers and a sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your
Coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference
Between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
9. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
10. A really great parking space can move you to tears.
11. A low speed pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
12. Gas cost 75 cents per gallon more than anywhere
else in the U.S.
13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and
crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.
14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks
Wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like
George Clooney IS George Clooney.
15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay,
the woman who delivers your mail is into S&M and your
Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
17. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
18. It's sprinkling and there's a report on every news
Station about "STORM WATCH 2003."
19. You have to leave the big company meeting early
because Billy Banks himself is teaching the 4:00 PM Tae Bo class.
20. You pass an elementary school playground and the
children are all busy on their cell phones or checking
their pagers.
21. It's sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour early.
22. Hey! IS Pot Illegal?
23. You AND your dog have therapists.
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