Hey, those cans may only be litter but I remember driving home to Green
Bank, WV from the drive-in movie in Bartow in fog so thick that the only way
to tell where the road went was from the reflections off the shiny ends of
beer cans along the side of the highway. Thanks to those safety-minded
citizens who had tossed them out of their cars & pickup trucks, I made it
home OK. : )
Regards, Neil Tucson, AZ
-----Original Message-----
From: DrMayf [mailto:drmayf@teknett.com]
Sent: Saturday, May 31, 2003 3:38 PM
To: land-speed@autox.team.net
Subject: Keith Sightings....
What a hoot this list is! I thought the one about the diet coke cans along
the way and if picked up he would not be able to find his way home again.
That was perfect. The one about fruit inspections however, missed the mark
because they don't know Keith. Keith TOWS and 80 plus mph so he probably
wont even realize he has run through the inspection station until he is
stopped somewhere near LaLa. As to the pizza delivery catching up with
him...only if he has one of the 750 hp Mitsu 3000gt VR4 or similar. When he
alights, I would give him a couple of hours to depressurize before
attempting to converse with him, though. If anyone actually sees him, tell
him mayf said hello...
mayf
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