The pizza delivery is easy. The delivery guy needs to be waiting up
ahead. He can then toss it frisbee style through the drivers window. If
Keith isn't taking a drag on his cigarette he can catch it in his teeth.
Either way someone need to tape it so we can watch it on Real TV.
RichK
DrMayf wrote:
>What a hoot this list is! I thought the one about the diet coke cans along
>the way and if picked up he would not be able to find his way home again.
>That was perfect. The one about fruit inspections however, missed the mark
>because they don't know Keith. Keith TOWS and 80 plus mph so he probably
>wont even realize he has run through the inspection station until he is
>stopped somewhere near LaLa. As to the pizza delivery catching up with
>him...only if he has one of the 750 hp Mitsu 3000gt VR4 or similar. When he
>alights, I would give him a couple of hours to depressurize before
>attempting to converse with him, though. If anyone actually sees him, tell
>him mayf said hello...
>
>mayf
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