The latest proposal to drive the Taliban and Al Qaeda out of the
> > > mountains
> > > of Afghanistan is to send in the ASF (Alabama Special Forces.)
> > >
> > > Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, Cooter and Junior were deployed
> > > yesterday
> > > with the following information about the Taliban:
> > >
> > > 1. There is no limit.
> > > 2. The season opened last weekend.
> > > 3. They taste just like chicken.
> > > 4. They hate beer, pickup trucks, country music, barbecue and Jesus.
> > >
> > > And most importantly...
> > > 5. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
> > >
> > > We estimate the war should be over in two days.
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