> Here's a New Englander's Temperature Conversion Chart
> which relates
> temperatures in Fahrenheit to various human
> behaviors:
>
> 60 above: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
> People in New England plant gardens.
>
> 50 above: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People
> in New England sunbathe.
>
> 40 above: Italian & English cars won't start. People
> in New England drive with the windows down.
>
> 32 above: Distilled water freezes. Mossehead Lake's
> water gets thicker.
>
> 20 above: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear,
> gloves, wool hats.
> People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
>
> 15 above: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
> People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
>
> 0 degrees: People in Miami all die...New Englanders
> close the windows.
>
> 10 below: Californians fly away to Mexico.
> People in New England get out their winter coats.
>
> 25 below: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts
> in New England are selling cookies door to door.
>
> 40 below: Washington, D.C. runs out of hot air.
> People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
>
> 100 below: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start the "kah".
>
> 460 below: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on
> the Kelvin scale).
> People in New England start saying ..."Cold 'nuff for
> ya?"
>
> 500 below: Hell freezes over. New England Patriots
> win the Super Bowl and Red Sox win the World Series.
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