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From: "Paul Schlecht"
Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2001 21:44:18 -0400
To: "Bob Swenson" , "Wes Potter" <wes@saltflats.com>
Subject: The Origin of Chapstick
After spending a week on the salt and coming home with sunburned lips this
seemed to arrive at a good time. Hope you like it too.
Wes
THE ORIGIN OF CHAPSTICK
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local
sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily
dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the
sheriff.
"Howdy, Stranger."
"Howdy, Sheriff."
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of the horse, lifted his tail and
placed a big kiss where the sun won't shine. He dropped the horse's tail,
stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon.
"Hold on there, Mister," said the Sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I
saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips."
"And does that cure them?" the Sheriff asked.
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em."
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