Subject: Weather forecast for Afghanistan
The weather in Afghanistan tomorrow is expected to be sunny
in the morning with increasing mushroom clouds in the afternoon.
The temperature looks to be a moderate 2000 degrees with
warm winds upwards of around 700 miles per hour. It will
definitely be a day for the sunblock, and it wouldn't hurt to
shake the dust off the ol' lead suit in the closet. If you're
planning on venturing outside in beautiful Afghanistan tomorrow,
don't forget to drink plenty of fluids such as barium which
shows up nicely when blasts of radiation flow through your
body. Most of all, have fun out there in dusty Afghanistan
and enjoy the old country while........ well, while it's
still there!.
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