As my Indian friend says " Right on Cachatone" wmts
Quoting John Beckett <landspeedracer@email.msn.com>:
> Things a True Southerner Knows:
>
> The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption
fit.
> ~~~~
> Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.
> ~~~~
> What general direction cattywumpus is.
> ~~~~
> That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar.
> ~~~~
> When somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be
long.
> ~~~~
> The difference between Yankees and damn Yankees.
> ~~~~
> How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at
a country store.
> ~~~~
> Knows what, "Well I Suwannee !!" means.
> ~~~~
> Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits !!
> ~~~~
> A good dog is worth its weight in gold.
> ~~~~
> Real gravy don't come from the store.
> ~~~~
> When "by and by" is.
> ~~~~
> The difference between "pert' near" and "a right fur
piece".
> ~~~~
> The differences between a redneck and a good ol' boy.
> ~~~~
> Never to go snipe hunting twice.
> ~~~~
> At one point learned what happens when you swallow
tobacco juice.
> ~~~~
> Never to assume that the other car with the flashing
turn signal is
> actually
> going to make a turn.
> ~~~~
> You may wear long sleeves, but you should always
roll 'em up past the
> elbows.
> ~~~~
> You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to
nobody.
> ~~~~
> A belt serves a greater purpose than holding Daddy's
pants up.
> ~~~~
> Rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed stress
relievers.
> ~~~~
> Rocking chairs and swings with an old person in them
are history lessons.
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