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Subject: Shades of Forbidden Island!
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Subject: Shades of Forbidden Island!
On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere,
the following people are stranded:
- two Italian men and one Italian woman
- two French men and one French woman
- two German men and one German woman
- two Greek men and one Greek woman
- two English men and one English woman
- two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
- two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
- two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
- two American men and one American woman
- two Australian men and 1 Australian woman
- two New Zealander men and 1 New Zealander woman
- two Irish men and one Irish woman
One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the
middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together
in a menage-a-trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating
visits with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek
woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
English woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean and
another long look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.
The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor
store/restaurant/laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order
to supply employees for their store.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide,
because the American woman keeps on complaining about her body, the
true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the
necessity of fulfillment , the equal division of household chores, how sand
and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion
and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother
is improving, and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.
The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting over the
Australian woman, who is checking out all the other men.
Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.
The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up
a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it
gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey. But
they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.
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