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Subject: Blondes
From: "The Backus's" <34ford@email.msn.com>
Date: Thu, 7 Dec 2000 17:18:01 -0500
A blonde calls 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken
into.  She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:
"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the
accelerator!" she cries.  The dispatcher says, "Stay calm.  An officer is on
the way."

A few minutes later, the officer radios in.  "Disregard."  he says.  "She
got in the back-seat by mistake."

John and Bobbie Backus

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