Doug left one out
Mopar my old pig aint running
Bill
----- Original Message -----
From: "DOUG ODOM" <popms@thegrid.net>
To: "LAND-SPEED" <land-speed@autox.team.net>; "LEONARD JOE"
<jcperformance@thegrid.net>; "Mickey Larry" <lmick@pronet.net>;
"Norlock Mike" <norlockmnt@thegrid.net>
Sent: Saturday, October 21, 2000 10:44 PM
Subject: Car Names Explained
> Car Names Explained
>
> AUDI - Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
> BMW - Big Money Works
> Bought My Wife
> Brutal Money Waster
> Bimbette Motor Weapon
> Break My Window
> BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
> CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended
> Trips
> Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every
> Time
> Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
> Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover
> Engine Technology
> DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
> Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
> Dead or Dying Gas Eater
> Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express
> FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
> Fix It All the Time
> Fix it again, Tony!
> FORD - First On Recall Day
> First On Race Day
> First On Rust and Deterioration
> Fix Or Repair Daily
> Found On Road, Dead
> Fault Of R&D
> Fast Only Rolling Downhill
> Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
> Found On Russian Dump
> GM - General Maintenance
> Great Mistake
> GMC- Garage Man's Companion
> Got A Mechanic Coming?
> HONDA - Had One Never Did Again
> HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And
> Inexpensive...
> MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
> OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others
> Behind Infuriatingly Late
> Everywhere
> Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's
> Irregular Leftover
> Equipment
> PINTO - put in new transmission often
> PONTIAC - poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac (Naturarlly
this
> doesn't apply to you, Koj. :-) )
> SAAB - Send Another Automobile Back
> Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
> Sorry Arsed Auto Builders
> TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
> VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
> Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners
> VW - Virtually Worthless
>
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