Keith
I think you dig holes and jump in them some times.
For the last year all we here about is a dirt drive way, I don't understand the
problem. You make fake rocks, hell man pour yourself a fake drive way and get
Miss Cathy some astroturf and the problems go away and you can make some fake
ceramic pistons and bearings to go in the rock hard girlie car. Bye, I outta
hear waiting for the answers to this one.
Glen
Keith Turk wrote:
> We ain't had the first laugh about the Fire suit for a couple of days so I
> thought I would tell on myself yet again...
>
> I own a Fake Rock company... Yeah I make Veneer Stone Products for the
> building industry.... okay so it's concrete and gets poured in these Molds
> and Vibrated... and it's in this Vibration that I found myself laughing
> hysterically this afternoon....
>
> The Original Goal was to vibrate a 2 foot wide 10 foot long Table.... and I
> was trying to find a suitable Vibrator that didn't cost a Fortune....
> well.... One of My Air Compressors died and I had the Brain Scheme to use
> the Dead Compressor.... Bolted it to a Structure I welded up and stuck it
> underneath this Roller table.... So you can see the Compressor with No
> Pistons spinning around... with an electric Motor.... Well it needed to be
> More off Balance... so I tied some weight to it one day... and boy did she
> Vibrate.... Life was GOOD....
>
> Bought the race car... and one of the Vibrator Welds Broke.... Okay.... Hmmm
> Work on Race car... Replace Vibrator.... ( Yeah a New welded in Piece oughta
> fix her up for a While....)
>
> Broke the Race car Motor.... Vibrator Kicks one Rod out the Block... ( guess
> I should have taken those out with the Pistons...) work on Race car Replace
> Vibrator...... Ahhh the Vibrator still holds a Bit of Oil.... it'll be
> fine.... Add Oil.... and Stick Two New Stick's of 1 1/2 " angle in to shore
> her up....
>
> Working on Car.... Compressor on the Vibrator Falls out the bottom of the
> Metal Floor or it's cage.... Hmmm work on Car... or ... nevermind... weld
> the plate back in.... add More Metal.... Get back to the car...
>
> 3 months later Electric Motor Dies.... Hmm Quick Fix... New Motor...
> different mounting Points... No Problem More Metal... Different Plates...
> Bigger Bolts... Work on Car....
>
> 5 months Later .... Second Rod goes.... What you think I was going to take
> the time to take the other out.... if we had just put oil in it would have
> been fine.... and I could still be working on the race car.... Here Break
> that side out add some more oil.... I don't care if it slings alittle Get
> back to work boys... I gotta Race car to Build!!!!
>
> Severl more temps along the way I won't bore you with... But Friday Chris
> ( My Son and Supervisor ) comes in and say... OKAY DAD.... That VIBRATOR
> GETS FIXED... OR I GO!!!!.... Now wait a Minute... it works Just fine....
> okay... take it off throw it in my Truck I will fix it at the house....
>
> Got it home... Sitting there Looking at it.... Checking out the Two Plus
> Years of Cobbled Repairs... and Decided Maybe I could Just stick a couple
> More pieces Nahhh THIS THING IS DEAD.... Well Sorta... Gonna Have to patch
> it till the Real Deal Gets here.... But I am thinking 3/4 quarters of an
> inch clearance is a Bit Much for the Bearings.... and the Rods well... once
> the went through the Block they were a Non issue... Oil.... WHO NEEDS
> OIL.... it's only gotta last Two Days.... ProLong that's the answer... maybe
> I can get another Week out of it....
>
> and Miss Kathy is worried about the Lawn....
>
> Keith ( I'll Fix it Later ) Turk
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