This is a multi-part message in MIME format.
--------------7E2725B09276E7609E7660E2
Ladies - ain't this gospel.............Gentlemen - get it????!!!!!!!!!!!
Love you all, Kris
--------------7E2725B09276E7609E7660E2
Content-Disposition: inline
Return-Path: <H2404@cs.com>
Received: from imo-r08.mx.aol.com (imo-r08.mx.aol.com [152.163.225.8])
by wolf.cimsoft.com (8.9.3/8.9.3) with ESMTP id TAA21148;
Wed, 27 Sep 2000 19:10:07 -0600
From: H2404@cs.com
Received: from H2404@cs.com
by imo-r08.mx.aol.com (mail_out_v28.24.) id a.5b.bd638df (4355);
Wed, 27 Sep 2000 21:08:33 -0400 (EDT)
Message-ID: <5b.bd638df.2703f411@cs.com>
Date: Wed, 27 Sep 2000 21:08:33 EDT
Subject: Fwd: Dictionary for Women
To: bholle@email.msn.com, bridget@cimsoft.com, kw@cimsoft.com
MIME-Version: 1.0
X-Mailer: CompuServe 2000 32-bit sub 103
X-AntiVirus: scanned for viruses by AMaViS 0.2.0-pre6
(http://aachalon.de/AMaViS/)
--part1_5b.bd638df.2703f411_boundary
Hi girls: Thought you might like this. Sue Vesely
--part1_5b.bd638df.2703f411_boundary
Content-Disposition: inline
Return-path: <HooDoo11@aol.com>
From: HooDoo11@aol.com
Full-name: HooDoo11
Message-ID: <db.a111fa0.270206ad@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 26 Sep 2000 10:03:25 EDT
Subject: Fwd: Dictionary for Women
To: rhbaggett@home.com, ronbalas@gte.net, rcom@en.com, Sha41148@aol.com,
MotownAmy@cs.com, Petey92@aol.com, TOffTwice@aol.com, Paho555@aol.com,
LJTJ718@aol.com, karpin@drfast.net, FattyFisco@aol.com,
elena28@home.com, Beach0037@aol.com, opyle@blfproductions.com,
cthelen@uswest.net, H2404@cs.com, Pgaml@aol.com
MIME-Version: 1.0
X-Mailer: AOL 5.0 for Windows sub 118
--part2_5b.bd638df.270206ad_boundary
--part2_5b.bd638df.270206ad_boundary
Content-Disposition: inline
Return-Path: <edel@mediaone.net>
Received: from rly-yc02.mx.aol.com (rly-yc02.mail.aol.com [172.18.149.34]) by
air-yc02.mail.aol.com (v76_r1.3) with ESMTP; Mon, 25 Sep 2000 18:39:46 -0400
Received: from demai05.mw.mediaone.net (demai05.mw.mediaone.net [24.131.1.56])
by rly-yc02.mx.aol.com (v75_b3.9) with ESMTP; Mon, 25 Sep 2000 18:39:01 -0400
Received: from mediaone.net (nic-160-c196-044.mw.mediaone.net [24.160.196.44])
by demai05.mw.mediaone.net (8.8.7/8.8.7) with ESMTP id SAA26451;
Mon, 25 Sep 2000 18:38:49 -0400 (EDT)
Message-ID: <39CFD23B.97AB34E4@mediaone.net>
Date: Mon, 25 Sep 2000 18:31:23 -0400
From: Marlene Edelstein <edel@mediaone.net>
X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.7 [en]C-MOEATL (Win98; U)
X-Accept-Language: en
MIME-Version: 1.0
To: Anne <aherrilko@mediaone.net>, Becky Scott <HooDoo11@aol.com>,
Bonnie <Beightolb@aol.com>, Deborah <dvesling@mediaone.net>,
Diana <jgeorge12@mediaone.net>, Dot Dowling <DotsieDow@aol.com>,
Louise <louisesgro@prodigy.net>
Subject: Dictionary for Women
Subject: A Dictionary for Women
Airhead (er*hed) n.
What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
Arguement (ar*gyou*ment) n.
A discussion that occurrs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized
it yet.
Balance the checkbook (bal*ens da chek*buk) v.
To go to the cash machine and hit "inquire."
Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n.
You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes,
diced the
onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but he "made the
dinner."
Blond jokes (blond joks) n.
Jokes that are short so men can understand them.
Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n.
Gotta get married in a church.
Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n.
An appliance designed to eat socks.
Diet soda (dy*it so*da) n.
A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of
M&Ms.
Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n.
The last two minutes of a football game.
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v.
To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n.
What you spend an hour and a half writing, then forget to take it with
you to
the store.
Hair Dresser (hare dres*ser) n.
Someone who is able to create a style that you will never be able to
duplicate.
See "Magician."
Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n.
Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in, he isn't coming out
anytime
soon.
Childbirth (child*brth) n.
You get to go through 30 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your
hand and
say focus...breathe...push..."
Lipstick (lip*stik) n.
On your lips: color to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar:
coloring
only a tramp would wear.
Park (park) v/n.
Before children, a verb meaning "to go somewhere and neck" After
children, a
noun meaning a place with a swing set and a slide.
Patience (pa*shens)n.
The most important ingredient for dating, marriage, and children. See
also
"tranquilizers"
Valentine's Day (val*en*tinz dae) n.
A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds and
romance, but
consider yourself lucky to get a card.
Waterproof Mascara (Wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n.
Comes off if you cry, shower or swim, but will not come off if you try
to remove
it.
Zillion (zil*yen) n.
The number of times you ask someone to take out the trash, then end up
doing it
yourself anyway
--part2_5b.bd638df.270206ad_boundary--
--part1_5b.bd638df.2703f411_boundary--
--------------7E2725B09276E7609E7660E2--
|