Or there's the famous Master Bait Co. in Bonita Springs,Florida(no lie).
Ed Van Scoy wrote:
> True story.......................
> There is a radiator shop in Phoenix with the side of the building
> painted "The best place in town to take a leak"
> Ed (Only 109 deg today, but they promise it will warm up tomm)
>
> FastmetalBDF@aol.com wrote:
>
> > Subj: Actual slogans found on various business fronts:
> > Date: 6/13/00 5:13:06 PM Pacific Daylight Time
> > From: STY1503
> > To: dferguso@ebmail.gdeb.com, KG4RI, Mae74
> > To: FMamatroll
> >
> > Podiatrist's office:
> > > "Time wounds all heels."
> > >
> > > Plumber:
> > > "We repair what your husband Fixed."
> > >
> > > On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
> > > "Don't sleep with a drip call your plumber."
> > >
> > > Pizza shop slogan:
> > > " 7 days without pizza makes one Weak."
> > >
> > > At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
> > > "Invite us to your next blowout."
> > >
> > > Door of a plastic surgeons office:
> > > " Hello, can we pick your nose?
> > >
> > > Sign at the psychic's Hotline:
> > > "Don't call us, we'll call you."
> > >
> > > At a Towing Company:
> > > "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows..
> > >
> > > Billboard on the side of the road:
> > > "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."
> > >
> > > On an Electricians truck:
> > > "Let us remove your shorts."
> > >
> > > In a Nonsmoking Area:
> > > "If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire
> > > and take appropriate action."
> > >
> > >
> > > At an Optometrists Office
> > > "If you don't see what you're looking for
> > > you've come to the right place."
> > >
> > > On a Taxidermist's window:
> > > " We really know our stuff."
> > >
> > > On a Butchers window:
> > > "Let me meat your needs."
> > >
> > > At a car Dealership:
> > > "The best way to get back on your feet -
> > > - miss a car payment."
> > >
> > > Outside a Muffler Shop:"
> > > No appointment Necessary,
> > > we hear you coming."
> > >
> > > Outside a Hotel:
> > > "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
> > >
> > > In a Veterinarians waiting room:
> > > "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay! "
> > >
> > > At the Electric Company:
> > > " We would be de-lighted if you send payment for your bill.
> > > However, if you don't you will be."
> > >
> > > On the door of a Computer Store:
> > > "Out for a quick byte..
> > >
> > > In a Restaurant window:
> > > "Don't stand there and be hungry,
> > > come on in and get fed up."
> > >
> > > Inside a Bowling Alley:
> > > "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.
> > >
> > > In a counselors office:
> > > "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."
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