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Re: SIGNS OF THE TIMES

To: Ed Van Scoy <edvs@uswest.net>
Subject: Re: SIGNS OF THE TIMES
From: Tim Schoeny <tschoen@fuse.net>
Date: Thu, 15 Jun 2000 05:33:01 -0400
Or there's the famous Master Bait Co. in Bonita Springs,Florida(no lie).

Ed Van Scoy wrote:

> True story.......................
> There is a radiator shop in Phoenix with the side of the building
> painted "The best place in town to take a leak"
> Ed (Only 109 deg today, but they promise it will warm up tomm)
>
> FastmetalBDF@aol.com wrote:
>
> > Subj:   Actual slogans found on various business fronts:
> > Date:   6/13/00 5:13:06 PM Pacific Daylight Time
> > From:   STY1503
> > To: dferguso@ebmail.gdeb.com, KG4RI, Mae74
> > To: FMamatroll
> >
> > Podiatrist's office:
> > >     "Time wounds all heels."
> > >
> > >      Plumber:
> > >     "We repair what your husband Fixed."
> > >
> > >     On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
> > >     "Don't sleep with a drip call your plumber."
> > >
> > >     Pizza shop slogan:
> > >    " 7 days without pizza makes one Weak."
> > >
> > >     At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
> > >     "Invite us to your next blowout."
> > >
> > >      Door of a plastic surgeons office:
> > >    " Hello, can we pick your nose?
> > >
> > >     Sign at the psychic's Hotline:
> > >     "Don't call us, we'll call you."
> > >
> > >      At a Towing Company:
> > >     "We don't charge an arm and a leg.  We want tows..
> > >
> > >      Billboard on the side of the road:
> > >     "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."
> > >
> > >      On an Electricians truck:
> > >     "Let us remove your shorts."
> > >
> > >     In a Nonsmoking Area:
> > >     "If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire
> > >     and take appropriate action."
> > >
> > >
> > >      At an Optometrists Office
> > >     "If you don't see what you're looking for
> > >      you've come to the right place."
> > >
> > >      On a Taxidermist's window:
> > >    " We really know our stuff."
> > >
> > >      On a Butchers window:
> > >     "Let me meat your needs."
> > >
> > >     At a car Dealership:
> > >     "The best way to get back on your feet -
> > >     - miss a car payment."
> > >
> > >      Outside a Muffler Shop:"
> > >     No appointment Necessary,
> > >     we hear you coming."
> > >
> > >      Outside a Hotel:
> > >     "Help!  We need inn-experienced people."
> > >
> > >      In a Veterinarians waiting room:
> > >         "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit!  Stay! "
> > >
> > >     At the Electric Company:
> > >    " We would be de-lighted if you send payment for your bill.
> > >      However, if you don't you will be."
> > >
> > >     On the door of a Computer Store:
> > >     "Out for a quick byte..
> > >
> > >     In a Restaurant window:
> > >     "Don't stand there and be hungry,
> > >     come on in and get fed up."
> > >
> > >     Inside a Bowling Alley:
> > >     "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.
> > >
> > >     In a counselors office:
> > >     "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."


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