Thought this would be a laugh for some of the ol Geezers! LoL
Bill
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> Date: Tuesday, June 13, 2000 6:34 PM
> Subject: Fw: FW: When I'm An Old Lady
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>
> >>> >> WHEN I'M AN OLD LADY
> >>> >>
> >>> >> When I'm an old lady, I'll live with my kids,
> >>> >> and make their life happy and filled with such fun.
> >>> >> I want to pay back all the joy they've provided,
> >>> >> returning each deed. Oh, they'll be so excited.
> >>> >> When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.
> >>> >>
> >>> >> I'll write on the wall with red, white, and blue,
> >>> >> and bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes.
> >>> >> I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
> >>> >> I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, they'll shout.
> >>> >> When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.
> >>> >>
> >>> >> When they're on the phone and just out of reach,
> >>> >> I'll get into things like sugar and bleach.
> >>> >> Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head,
> >>> >> and when that is done I'll hide under the bed.
> >>> >> When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.
> >>> >>
> >>> >> When they cook dinner and call me to meals,
> >>> >> I'll not eat my green beans or salads congealed.
> >>> >> I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the tables,
> >>> >> and when they get angry, run fast as I'm able.
> >>> >> When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.
> >>> >>
> >>> >> I'll sit close to the TV, thru the channels I'll click,
> >>> >> I'll cross both my eyes to see if they stick.
> >>> >> I'll take off my socks and throw one away,
> >>> >> and play in the mud until the end of the day.
> >>> >> When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.
> >>> >>
> >>> >> And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,
> >>> >> and thank God in prayer and then close my eyes;
> >>> >> and my kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
> >>> >> and say with a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping,"
> >>> >> When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.
> >>> >>
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>>
> >>>
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