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Subject: Fwd: Stock Market Report
From: FastmetalBDF@aol.com
Date: Sat, 20 May 2000 10:13:17 EDT
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Date: Sat, 20 May 2000 09:37:27 EDT
Subject: Stock Market Report
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 Today's Stock Market Report:
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> > >    Helium was up.
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> > >    Feathers were down.
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> > >    Paper was stationary.
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> > >    Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
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> > >    Knives were up sharply.
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> > >    Cows steered into a bull market.
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> > >    Pencils lost a few points.
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> > >    Hiking equipment was trailing.
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> > >    Elevators rose, while escalators continued their
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> > >    slow decline.
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> > >    Weights were up in heavy trading.
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> > >
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> > >    Light switches were off.
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> > >    Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
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> > >
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> > >    Diapers remain unchanged.
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> > >    Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
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> > >    The market for raisins dried up.
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> > >    Coca Cola fizzled.
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> > >    Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
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> > >
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> > >    Sun peaked at midday.
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> > >    Balloon prices were inflated.
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> > >    And, Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.

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