Don Kerr wrote:
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> > Badtimes virus:
> > It de-magnetizes the stripes on ALL of
> > your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, messes up the
> > tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's
> > you attempt to play. It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness
> > settings so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles. It will program
> > your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number. This virus
> > will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will leave dirty socks on the
> > coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo
> > with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. It will cause you to run with scissors
> > and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It
> > will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive
> > tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings, which grossly change the
> > interpretations of key sentences. If the Badtimes message is opened in a
> > Windows95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your
> > hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only
> > remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also
> > refill your skim milk with whole milk!
> >
> The above is now activated!!!!!!!! Thankyou......Anon'.
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