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Re: Oil change and related engine failures......

To: Daniel Wright <daniel.wright@genetics.utah.edu>
Subject: Re: Oil change and related engine failures......
From: Don Kerr <dkveuro@pop.flash.net>
Date: Thu, 16 Mar 2000 22:12:17 -0600
Dan.......You forgot the rest.....
 #4 Assuming all is OK, keep driving whilst small red lamp twinkles on
dash display.
 #5 Sudden power loss is countered by applying more throttle.
 #6 Loud knocking and greatly decreasing power leads to concern about
picking up soccer kids.
 #7 Pressing on.
 #8 Forced halt in progress allows call on cellular to husband about
being enveloped in smoke.
 #9 Husband's response unprintable and includes "I was going to service
it Saturday..."
 #10 AAA to the rescue.......THE END

Daniel Wright wrote:
> 
> Hi
> Thought you all might enjoy this
> Oil change...
> 
> Women:
> 1.  Pull up to Jiffy Lube at 3000 miles since the last oil change.
> 2.  Drink a cup of coffee.
> 3.  15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained
> vehicle.
> 
> Dan Wright
> Dept. of Human Genetics, University of Utah
> dan@saltflats.com
> Utah Salt Flats Racing Association
> "It's amazing what you can do when you don't know it can't be done"

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