Since this is the off-season and many of us spend more time bench racin' and
tossing down a few . . .
BEER STUDY RESULTS ANNOUNCED!
Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look
at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that
revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that
drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within an hour
period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive,
failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize
when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
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