sorry couldn't stand it... had to pass it along....
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> From: Monty Love <mlove@Sentar.com>
> To: Spridgets Email List (E-mail) <spridgets@autox.team.net>
> Subject: Skilled Gynecologist - HUMOR - NO LBC
> Date: Tuesday, April 06, 1999 7:52 AM
>
> Subject: Skilled Gynaecologist
> A gynaecologist had a burning desire to change careers and
> become a mechanic. So she found out from her local tech
> college what was involved, signed up for evening classes and
> attended diligently, learning all she could. When time for
> the practical exam approached, she prepared carefully for
> weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
>
> When the results came back, she was surprised to find that
> she had obtained a mark of 150%. Fearing an error, she
> called the instructor, saying "I don't want to appear
> ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if
> there had been an error which needed adjusting."
>
> The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine
> apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You
> put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also
> worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you
> did all of it THROUGH the muffler..."
>
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> Thanks to Lorene Fiser for passing that one along!
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