Stop smiling. You will go blind.
Missing Wife Found by
Maine State Troopers
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking
accident, a Bar Harbor man answered his door to find two grim-faced Maine
State
Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about
your wife", said one of the troopers. "Tell me! Did you find
her?", Wilkens exclaimed. The troopers looked at each other. One said,
"We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which
would you like to hear first?" Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkens said,
"Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to
tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."
"Oh my God!", exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked,
"What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled
her up, she had 12 of the best looking Maine Lobsters that you have ever seen
and 60 good-sized Rockfish clinging to her, haven't seen lobsters like that
since the 1960's and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the
great news?" The trooper replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
Scott Willis
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> Date: Tue, 8 Jul 2014 18:24:36 -0400
> CC: Healeys@autox.team.net
> Subject: Re: [Healeys] Funnies
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> I think I hear The La Leche League warming up!!!
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> The list stripped the punchline!
>
> The baby said to the bartender:
> "Leave the bottle."
>
>
> On Jul 8, 2014, at 2:38 PM, Wilko2 wrote:
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