Golf Injury
A couple of women were playing golf one saturday
morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched
in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome
of men playing in the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately
clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the
ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately
began to apologize. She explained, that she was a
physical therapist: "Please allow me to help. I am a
physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if
you'd just allow me!" She told him earnestly.
"Ummph, ooooh, noooo, I'll be all right. I will be fine in a
few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in
the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help
him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to
the side. She loosened his pants and put her hands
inside. After a short massage, she asked him, "How
does that feel?"
To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
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