Terrific!!!!! Happy Holidays all and a wonderful New Year of Healing (as
soon as the temperature gets above 40 again.
John Sims, BN6
Aberdeen, NJ
http://www.healey6.com
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Subject: [Healeys] THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
by Lucy Mae Globule
The Steering Wheel newsletter
Atlanta Region
SCCA - December 1966
'Twas the night before Christmas, and out on the street, Sat my poor little
Healey, all covered with sleet.
The starter was frozen, the battery dead, And clusters of icicles hung from
the head.
Carol with the cables, and I with the crank, Were trying to start it, but
drawing a blank.
The best we could raise was a weak little clatter, When what did our
wandering eyeballs perceive, But a fat little man you just wouldn't believe.
His cap was made up from a bundle of wire, The tails of his coat were a
crackling fire; His eyes were like light bulbs (and one didn't work); The
man was a real electrical jerk!
He opened the bonnet and started to poke, Thus causing a short and a puff of
blue smoke.
He crackled and sizzled, then giving a zap, He fractured the damn
distributor cap.
He walked to the back end and giving a thump, He jammed up the points on my
Lucas fuel pump.
And laying a finger aside of his nose,
He sizzled away while the two of us froze.
He sprang to his car, in a movement so smart, We almost expected the damn
thing to start.
The starter turned over, the engine roared out, And over the clatter we
heard Lucas shout; "Out MG, Out SPRIDGET, Out HEALEY, and SPRITE, Out LUCAS
IGNITION this cold winter's night!"
And we heard him exclaim as skyward he roared, "So long, crazy YANKEES! I'm
powered by Ford!"
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all the Healey owners out there.
Rudy & Carol Streng
Lenoir, NC
BN4, AN5
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