one of my favorite jokes.
along with.
a blind man walks into a store. taps his cane up to a display. he proceeds
to swing it wildly knocking stuff about. The owner runs over to him
shouting, can I help you?
The man looks in his direction and replies,
"No thanks, Just looking"
cheers
On Sat, Jan 15, 2011 at 11:09 AM, Dave Porter <frogeye@porterscustom.com>wrote:
> frogeye@porterscustom.com
>
> Porter Customs 2909 Arno NE
> Albuquerque, NM USA 87107
> 505-352-1378
> 1954 BN2 1959 AN5
> Porter Custom Bicycles
>
> cars:
> www.britishcarforum.com/portercustoms.html
> gallery:
> http://picasaweb.google.com/porterscustombicycles/PorterCustomBicyclesStuff
>
> blog: http://porterbikes.com/
>
> _____
>
>
>
>
>
>
> o;?
>
> Subject: Siamese twins
>
>
>
>
>
> Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool.
> One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the
> hip.
> I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."
>
> The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation
> while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"
>
> "Off to England next month," says John "We go to England every year, rent a
> car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.
>
> "Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country . . . the history,
> the
> beer, the culture . . ."
>
> "Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's
> beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so
> arrogant
> and rude."
>
> "So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.
>
> "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."
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