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Subject: [Healeys] Friday Funny - NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
From: bighealey@charter.net
Date: Fri, 8 Oct 2010 17:16:05 -0400 (EDT)
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are 
right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. 
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more 
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, 
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing 
usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement 
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an 
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing 
with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman 
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard 
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake..
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say 
you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless 
she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking 
you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 
'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- off!
(9) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, 
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several 
times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking 
'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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