Received my copy of the Healey Club USA magazine here in OZ VERY
NICE took me 3 goes to realise it was a calender in disguise
Which leads me to :-
Here in OZ we are a day ahead of you, how about a Down Under version showing
our correct day & date
Which leads me to :-
A blond was flying Sydney to Melbourne
as the flight settled out she moved to a first class seat
a stewardess told her (nicely) to return to economy
- - - I AM BLOND & BEAUTIFUL & CAN DO AS I PLEASE
The head steward then approached her with the same request
- - - I AM BLOND & BEAUTIFUL & WILL SIT WHERE I LIKE
the captain then severely made the same request
- - - I AM BLOND & BEAUTIFUL & I AM STAYING HERE
The co-pilot said let me sort this, my wife is blond & I speak fluent blond
Within less than a minute the blond quietly returned to her economy seat
the captain very impressed asked what he said
I TOLD HER FIRST CLASS DID NOT GO TO MELBOURNE
Keith Taylor
WAMBERAL OZ
BN1
BN2........If I ever finish them
100M.....Getting close
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