A Friday Funnies from Bob Regan
Why Parents Drink
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent one day
but had not phoned in sick . Needing to have an urgent problem with one of
the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and
was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? '
'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, ' No .'
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy
there?' ' Yes '
'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No '
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman.< SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT:
bold; FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
'
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,
'May I speak with the policeman?'
' No, he's busy , ' whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
' Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman , ' came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the
earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again,
whispering, the child answered,
' The search team just landed a helicopter '
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they
searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...
' ME . '
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