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>
>Scottish Logic
>
>A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas
>Eve
>and says, I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your
>mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.
>
>'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
>
>We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says.
>'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so
>you
>call your sister in Leeds and tell her.'
>
>Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like
>hell
>they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this,'
>She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are
>NOT
>getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm
>calling
>my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't
>do
>a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.
>
>The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he
>says,
>they're coming for Christmas and they're paying their own way.'
>
>
>--
>
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