Carlos: I will try to be one of the first to cheer you up.
A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
anything of particular merit?", St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think or one thing, the man offered. Once, on a trip to the
Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were
threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone but they
wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed
biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose
ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled, Now back off or you'll answer to
me!".
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."
(The Other) Len
Vacaville, California, USA
1967 3000 MKIII, HBJ8L39031
----- Original Message -----
From: "Carlos Cruz" <healey3000bn7@yahoo.com>
To: "Healey List" <healeys@autox.team.net>
Sent: Friday, July 25, 2008 3:15 PM
Subject: [Healeys] Where have all the Friday Funnies Gone?
> Say it ain't so Lucy...
>
> It's 3:15 PST so odds are all the old farts on the east coast are
> probably asleep by now. I don't think I've seen one Friday Funny on the
> list today. .....
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