Guts vs Balls
>
> Guts or Balls? There is a medical distinction. We've all heard
> about people having
> guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
> In an effort to
> keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion, the following
> definitions are
> listed below:
>
> GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
> met by your wife
> with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning,
> or are you flying
> somewhere?"
>
> BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
> smelling of perfume and
> beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and
> having the balls to
> say: "You're next, Chubby."
>
> I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
> speaking, there is
> no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
Author of "Bodies and Beaches" and "Corpses and Canyons"
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