Wait just a minute here!! Why are you picking on the Swedes and
Norwegians?? I resemble that remark....
They are very creative people. Did you know the Swedes invented the
toilet seat?? 20 years later the
Norwegians invented the hole in it......
Bob
Editorgary@aol.com wrote:
>Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor
>Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. I saw
>them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that
>reads:
>
> 'Da End iss Near! Turn Yourself Aroundt Now! Before It's Too Late!'
>
> As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled:
>'Leave us alone, you religious nuts!' From the curve we heard screeching
>tires and
>a big splash...
>
> Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks:
>
> 'Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say 'Bridge Out' ?
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