NOTE: Political joke, even from Europe. Delete before reading when
offended...........
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that
she's pregnant. She is furious... Here she is in the middle of her first run
for President .... now this has happened to her.
She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming:
"How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you
go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I've just found
out I'm five weeks pregnant and it's all your fault! Well, what have you got
to say?"
There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again, "Did you
hear me?"
Finally, she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice, in a barely audible
whisper: "Who's speaking?"
Jack Aeckerlin, The Netherlads
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