G'day
It's Sunday evening and yes I know that I'm late for last Friday's Funnies
and way too early for next Friday's.
So I though I would break with tradition by throwing in a Sunday night
funny. Having to go to work tomorrow, I need something. Perhaps this will
help?
If not, they are bound to make you think.
Hoo Roo
Patrick Quinn
Sydney, Australia
The following are results from an OZ-words Competition where entrants were
asked to take an Australian word, alter it by one letter only, and supply a
witty definition.
Clearly, you need to be an Aussie to understand entirely:
Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole.
Bludgie: a partner who doesn't work, but is kept as a pet.
Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
Fair drinkum: good-quality Aussie wine.
Flatypus: a cat that has been run over by a vehicle.
Mateshit: all your flat mate's belongings, lying strewn around
the floor
Shagman: an unemployed male, roaming the Australian bush in
search of sexual activity.
Yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater
crustaceans
Bushwanker: a pretentious drongo, who reckons he's above average
when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.
Crackie-daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
And for the Kiwi's amongst us: Shornbag: a particularly
attractive naked sheep
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