The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell
Sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and
Says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky; what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are
Millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be
Approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are
Small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we
Will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell
You, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo dung. Someone stole tent."
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