What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
$3.99 a minute.
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on
his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I
just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way
on Route 280!''
Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!''
A man walks into a pub and says, "Give me three pints of Guinness,
please."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to
alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're
gone.
He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you
like them cold, so you can start with one and I'll bring you a fresh
one as soon as you're low."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in
Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that
every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my
brothers have three Guinness Stouts too and we're drinking together."
The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition and every week he sets
up the guy's three beers as soon as he enters in the bar. Then one
week, the man comes in and orders only two. He drinks them, then
orders two more. The bartender sadly says, "Knowing your tradition,
I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers
died."
The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."
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Bob Spidell San Jose, CA bspidell@comcast.net
'67 Austin-Healey 3000 '56 Austin-Healey 100M
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