Can't send any messages on Friday, so with my apologies for breaking the
rules:
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The
Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It's illegala to
putta 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just ze name of zis fine automobile" the German says
unbelievingly. "Look at ze car papers: ze car is designed to karry 5
persons."
"You canta pulla thata on me!"replies the Italian officer. "Quattro
meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and you are thereforea
breaking the law."
The German driver replies angrily "You idiot!. Call your zupervizor
over. I vant to speak to somevun viz more intelligenze!"
"Sorry" responds the Italian officer. "He can'ta come. He'sa busy witha
2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
-o-o-
A man escapes from a prison where's he's been locked up for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money. Inside, he finds a young couple
in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While
tying the woman to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her
neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen,
this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent
a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us
both. Be strong, honey. I love you".
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had
any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love
you".
Jack Aeckerlin, The Netherlands
1964 BJ8 29432
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