Subject: The Texan
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her
skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first
step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
driver,
she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would
give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to
discover that she couldn't.So, a little more embarrassed, she once again
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time
attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her
leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a
little more and again was unable to take the step.About this time, a large
Texan
who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her
gently on the step of the bus.She went ballistic and turned to the would-be
Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you
are! "The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with
you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was
friends."
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