Subject: blonde joke
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He
> said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running
> boards."
>
> The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went
> to the Kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered
> three flat Tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What
> does he think This place is ... An auto parts store?"
>
> "No," the cook said. "Three flat tires are three pancakes, a pair
> of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices
> of crisp bacon." "Oh, O K!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a
> moment and then Spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
>
> The trucker asked, "What are the beans for blondie?" She replied,
> "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and
> running boards, you might as well gas up!"
>
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