ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
>
> A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite
> her was smiling at her.
>
> She immediately moved to another seat.
>
> This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed
> more amused.
>
> When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the
> driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court.
>
> The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for
> himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
>
> When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
> She sat down under a sign that said,'The Double Mint Twins are Comin' and
I
> grinned."
>
> Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
> 'Logan's Liniment Will Reduce The Swelling', and I had to smile.
>
> "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,"William's Big
> Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself."
>
> "BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
> said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'...
> I just Lost it.
>
> CASE DISMISSED!!"
************************************** Get a sneak peek of the all-new AOL at
http://discover.aol.com/memed/aolcom30tour
_______________________________________________
Healeys@autox.team.net
http://autox.team.net/mailman/listinfo/healeys
|