"Good..Better...Best"
GOOD.
In Jackson, MS, a State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect
spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered
the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand
painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!" The officer later found a
young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and bucket
full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER.
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in Jackson, MS. A $40 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST!
A young woman was pulled over in Durant, MS for speeding. As the
State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book,
she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the MS State
Police Ball.
" He replied, "MS State Troopers don't have balls." There
was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd
just said..
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was
laughing too hard to start her car.
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