This one really made me laugh!
> Dear Abby,
>
> I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas who has recently
> been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth
> and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a
> transvestite.
>
> My father and mother have recently been arrested for
> growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my
> other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.
>
> I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole
> life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My
> other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual
> misconduct with his three children.
>
> I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute
> who lives in Longview . She is a part time "working girl".
>
> All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancC)e
> and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to
> be totally open and honest with her.
>
> Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton
> for President?
> Signed,
> Hooked-up & honest
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