>A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were
> arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The
> Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no
> woodpecker could peck.
>
> The California woodpecker accepted his challenge, and
> promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.
> The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.
>
> The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian
> woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was
> absolutely im-peckable (a term woodpeckers like to
> use). The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence he
> could do it, so accepted the challenge.
>
> After flying to California , the Hawaii woodpecker
> successfully pecked the California tree with no
> problem. So the two woodpeckers were now confused.
> How is it that the Californian woodpecker was able to
> peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was
> able to peck the Californian tree........but neither
> one was able to peck the tree in their own state?
>
> After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the
> same conclusion............
>
>
> Your pecker is always harder when you're away from
> home.
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