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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

To: "Healeys" <healeys@autox.team.net>
Subject: Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
From: "63AHBJ7" <63AHBJ7@comcast.net>
Date: Thu, 9 Nov 2006 17:37:04 -0600
<<JUST TOO CUTE.>>

True, Rich!!

<<A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a
fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.">>

Except you failed to include the following:

"His funeral is scheduled for Friday."

Anon




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