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Subject: Late Friday Funny
From: "Peter Svilans" <peter.svilans@rogers.com>
Date: Sun, 5 Nov 2006 14:38:44 -0500
Dear Abby,
  I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has
been cheating on me.

  The usual signs.. phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife
has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their
names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

  I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has
gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I
once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went
berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I
checking up on her.

  Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down
I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I
decided to really check on her.

  I decided I was going to park my Austin Healey up the street, pop the hood
and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when
she came home. It was at that moment, peering under the bonnet, that I noticed
that the valve cover on my engine seemed to be leaking oil.

  Is this something I can fix myself, or should I spring for one of those
nifty aluminum valve covers, and which brand would you recommend ?

  Thanks,

  Bob




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