> A Florida Sex Story
> A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, goes to a sex therapist's
>office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
>
> The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
>
> The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
>elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple
>finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way
>you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck,
>he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.
>
> The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to
>watch again. The sex the rapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens
>several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, they have
>intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
>
> Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm
>sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
>
> The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married
>and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The
>Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50,
>and I get $43 back from Medicare."
>
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