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Friday Funny: How often?

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Subject: Friday Funny: How often?
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Date: Thu, 14 Sep 2006 21:20:43 EDT
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 An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with 
each other for a long time.

Urged on by their friends, they decided it wasfinally time to get 
married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long 
conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject 
of their physical relationship.

How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly

Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say, I would 
like it infrequently."

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then, looking over his 
glasses, he casually asked:

"Is that one word or two words?"




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