Hey Mark -
I have a question.
Rather than regularly offending me with your funny jokes-- can you please
offend me (from time to time) with some pictures of hot naked women?
Many thanks in advance,
Alan
'52 A90
'53 BN1
'64 BJ8
On 8/16/06, Mark Goodman <mkgoodman@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>
> Why, Why, Why ???
>
> Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
> getting weak?
>
> Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
> not enough?
>
> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
> but
> check when you say the paint is wet?
>
> Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle it comes in?
>
> Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
>
> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
>
> Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
> revolver at him?
>
> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>
> Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
>
> If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
>
> Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
> always white?
>
> QUESTIONS:
>
> Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
>
> Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
> something new to eat will have materialized?
>
> Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
> cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
> the vacuum one more chance?
>
> Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
>
> How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
>
> Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
> the table you always manage to knock something else over?
>
> In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when
> we complained about the heat?
>
> How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
>
> And my FAVORITE......The statistics on sanity are that one out of every
> four
> persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three
> best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
>
>
>
> May your troubles be less, your blessings be more
>
> And nothing but happiness come through your door!
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